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Re: joke for the day

Post by Zombie Master » Thu Oct 26, 2017 2:45 am

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Re: joke for the day

Post by Airbear » Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:43 am

and Brunhilde - 1974 R90/6

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Re: joke for the day

Post by Rob » Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:44 pm

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Re: joke for the day

Post by Wobbly » Sat Oct 28, 2017 9:04 am

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6.

As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.

The plane took off.

However, while attempting to cross some very high mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and it went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"

Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
After 20 years as a professional bike mechanic and 30 years as an engineer I know just enough to be dangerous !

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