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[quote="Chuey"][quote="

So here goes...........gspd..............it's clear that you don't ride that bike of yours. Very pretty, but once again, we've never seen a picture of you riding (or flipping) it.

You can fool some of the people some of the time,
but you can't fool Chuey none of the time.

I do all my stunts vicariously, on the center stand, in the safety of my own garage.
I thought posting pics of my bike damaged (as if after a crash) would raise me up in the esteem of the other forum users who never crash.
Thought they would make me look like a pro.
I just wanted to be accepted by all you 'real' bikers,
but now I realize that there's just no foolin' you guys.

I now have a confession to make;
This was done with sledge hammer and a angle grinder,
I just added some dirt for effect.


This scrape on the uppermost part of my rack is from dragging the bike upside down across the garage floor.


Please forgive me, I just wanted to be part of the 'gang'.

Sorry, if you really wanted to be part of the gang, then you should have shot a step-by-step photo story of the sledge-hammer and grinder work you did on your bike.

I thought you hooked up with some petite, young, French redhead, and was busy servicing her.

Oh ya, I gave up on her within a few weeks because she was sexually insatiable and wanted me to become a full-time vagitarian.

gspd wrote:...wanted me to become a full-time vagitarian.

Nothing a little taco sauce wouldn't cure!

You know, a lovely and extremely voluptuous young student of mine asked me if I wanted to become a vegetarian, at least, that's what I thought she said. Maybe I need to investigate further...

Major Softie wrote:You know, a lovely and extremely voluptuous young student of mine asked me if I wanted to become a vegetarian, at least, that's what I thought she said. Maybe I need to investigate further...

You're a professional. You can't do that.