Re: joke for the day
Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2017 2:45 am
Man who keep hand in pocket, feel cocky all day.
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Re: joke for the day
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 6:43 am
Re: joke for the day
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2017 5:44 pm
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Re: joke for the day
Posted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 9:04 am
Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They managed to bag 6.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
The plane took off.
However, while attempting to cross some very high mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and it went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"
Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
They managed to bag 6.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
The plane took off.
However, while attempting to cross some very high mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and it went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?"
Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."