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Re: You asked for it

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 2:06 am
by Zombie Master
gspd wrote:This is EVERYTHING I carry for emergencies, but I rarely need it, Murphy's Law. Amen!


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Hey, how did she get in here?
Cute eh?
She got in here because she is cute. Looks French? Or am I just missing Quebec?

I carry some of those releasable Zip ties. I like to use them on the front brake lever for setting an emergency brake. They work great on ferries in rough weather. I also carry a small battery charger, so when my rotor fails I have an excuse to ask attractive women if I can plug in for a while. It's worked before. 8-)

Re: top tool kit additions....

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 4:20 am
by Major Softie
Chuey wrote:Truly, I can't picture the reason I'd have to adjust the valves during a trip. I keep the paper in the tool kit because that way I can find it.
Chuey
How long are your rides?

I adjusted the Oilhead's valves once on my big cross-country trip (9000) miles). I could have skipped it, but they were a little noisy. If you were on a trip of that length and experienced even mild valve recession, you'd do quite a few adjustments.

Re: You asked for it

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:16 am
by gspd
Zombie Master wrote: Image
She got in here because she is cute. Looks French? Or am I just missing Quebec?

I carry some of those releasable Zip ties. I like to use them on the front brake lever for setting an emergency brake. They work great on ferries in rough weather. I also carry a small battery charger, so when my rotor fails I have an excuse to ask attractive women if I can plug in for a while. It's worked before. 8-)

Yup, cute AND french AND IMO, stunning. She's also an ambulance driver.
It's too bad she will eventually turn psycho, like all her predecessors.
BTW - The only excuse to I need to ask an attractive woman if I can plug in for a while is cuteness (their cuteness, not mine) .

Re: top tool kit additions....

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:29 am
by Steve78RS
Did someone say something about emergencies.

Just wondering how many of you folks have your bike's original first aid kit.

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Here is the original FAK from my R100RS 1978. Everything still sealed and nice and new like. Don't think I'll ever use it.
It fits into the little hollow bit inside the seat at front.

Steve from Dubbo

Re: top tool kit additions....

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:44 am
by Rob Frankham
I carry a plastic toolkit...

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Fits in the wallet and is guaranteed to get you home...

Oh, I also carry a few tools as well

Rob

Re: You asked for it

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:40 am
by Garnet
gspd wrote:
Zombie Master wrote: Image
She got in here because she is cute. Looks French? Or am I just missing Quebec?




It's too bad she will eventually turn psycho, like all her predecessors.
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I wonder what causes that???????? :twisted:

Re: You asked for it

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:58 am
by Deleted User 62
Garnet wrote:It's too bad she will eventually turn psycho, like all her predecessors.
I wonder what causes that???????? :twisted:
Happens all the time.... when she realizes you are not the guy she thought she could turn you into (which is your own fault, of course)

Re: You asked for it

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:01 pm
by Major Softie
Tim Shepherd wrote:
Garnet wrote:It's too bad she will eventually turn psycho, like all her predecessors.
I wonder what causes that???????? :twisted:
Happens all the time.... when she realizes you are not the guy she thought she could turn you into (which is your own fault, of course)
It has been my experience, after about 15 years of tending bar, that this logical flaw is shared by a large majority of both genders. The flaw is this: the individual assumes that all of the opposite sex are characterized by the qualities of those members with whom the subject has been involved - that is: "all men/women are like the ones I've slept with." Very rarely have I seen someone who draws the opposite (and far more likely) conclusion from this experience: "why do I keep choosing to get involved with the same kind of person?"

Re: You asked for it

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:23 pm
by Zombie Master
gspd wrote:
Zombie Master wrote: Image
She got in here because she is cute. Looks French? Or am I just missing Quebec?

I carry some of those releasable Zip ties. I like to use them on the front brake lever for setting an emergency brake. They work great on ferries in rough weather. I also carry a small battery charger, so when my rotor fails I have an excuse to ask attractive women if I can plug in for a while. It's worked before. 8-)

Yup, cute AND french AND IMO, stunning. She's also an ambulance driver.

Well to corroborate a stunning rating we'd have to see the rest of her ya' know!


It's too bad she will eventually turn psycho, like all her predecessors.

Is that the self self-fulfilling prophecy talking here? If you're saying she's presenting with phycotic behavior, then congratulations, you must be having a good time in the sack!

BTW - The only excuse to I need to ask an attractive woman if I can plug in for a while is cuteness (their cuteness, not mine) .
Well I'm just such a letch I'll use any method to act like it's not about sex.... It's all about sex. a 8-)

Re: top tool kit additions....

Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:04 pm
by gspd
Rob Frankham wrote:I carry a plastic toolkit...

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Fits in the wallet and is guaranteed to get you home..

Rob
Unfortunately credit cards are as useless as tits on a bull when you're in the middle of nowhere.