You make good joke, John!
I have read other post-'80 R65ers cuss about trying to get the headers back together, what with both crossovers having to come together at the same time. And that's if you can get them apart, after 24 years. I don't know how the centerstand enters into it. But you have someone else handling those chores for you. So, you have a good job, eh?
Electrolux vacuum cleaner extension pipes make good, cheap stock for the crossovers, if you just want to cut the old ones apart. New ones are
$80!!!
(Thanks Jean! I've never forgotten!)